The Sock Monster: Why Your Socks Keep disappearing in the Laundry

How many times have you had this happen? You need some socks, so you go to the store and purchase what looks like a lovely new pair of socks. As you reach into the laundry basket to retrieve your freshly washed and folded clean socks, you pull out only one sock, or none at all! Why does this happen, and how can you prevent it? Consider signing up for a sock subscription service; you’ll get high-quality socks each month that are guaranteed not to fall victim to the sock monster in your laundry room!



What causes socks to go missing?

There are a number of reasons that socks can go missing. Some people say it's because they slip down into the washing machine and get stuck there. Others blame the Philosockphy, an invisible force that steals one sock to even out an odd pair. Still others claim their socks disappear at random, with no pattern or explanation. If you're looking for a reason why your socks keep going missing in the laundry, we've got some ideas for you!



How does it happen?

It seems like no matter how many socks we buy, they always disappear. It's a frustrating mystery that has plagued mankind for decades. But now, thanks to my new invention, the Philosockphy machine, we can finally put this puzzle to rest! The Philosockphy machine is a washing machine add-on that will make your socks stay put by using its powerful suction force to keep them safely inside of your laundry. So get ready to say goodbye to your sock monster and hello to never having an empty sock drawer again.



What can you do to stop it from happening?

The sock monster is real and your socks are his next meal. So what can you do to stop this from happening? Here are a few tips on how to make sure you don’t have any more missing socks.

1) When putting your laundry away, separate it by colors first and then by fabrics. This way, if one sock gets lost while sorting, it will be easier to find its partner. 2) Look through every single load of laundry that comes out of the dryer before putting them away. The sock monster likes hiding in dark corners waiting for unsuspecting socks so it might be hard to spot him at first glance. 3) Don’t let anyone else handle your laundry!