Philosockphy's Sock of the Month Club: The 5 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

Philosockphy's sock of the month Club: The 5 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

How many times have you been in the midst of an intimate moment and thought to yourself, Man, I sure do love that this cute girl/guy is letting me get them off... but where are my socks? You’re not alone! It’s happened to all of us at one time or another. And it’s not just in the heat of passion that socks come up. Socks have inspired great works of art (ahem) and are considered by many to be the main reason why laundry exists.

1) Cute socks are better than sex

Life is hard. Especially, when you're a guy. And socks are just so cute! So, we created Philosockphy's sock of the month Club because we wanted to make life a little easier for you! Forget about girls, don't worry about wearing sneakers with dress pants or what your boss might think about that belly button ring - just check out these socks! I'll bet you didn't even know there were so many different colors of socks out there. We've got cool mens socks, crazy color dress socks, funky stripey crew socks- pretty much any kind of sock that your heart could desire. All in one convenient package delivered right to your doorstep every month!

2) Who needs orgasms when you can have cute socks?

- When was the last time you had a really good orgasm?

- What about that time where you had that really amazing sexual encounter?

- Or, maybe even that time where you watched porn with your partner and got off together.

- Well, if none of these sound like they are worth an orgasm, then we have some news for you!

- Philosockphy is a sock subscription service catered specifically for men. We offer two monthly subscriptions - one for socks with patterns/colors, and one without (hence giving up sex).

- Our sock of the month club is not only convenient but also fun! Who knows what patterns or colors will be available next month?

3) No one will judge you based on your sock choices

4) Stop wasting time looking at porn, it’s all about cute socks!

5) We've designed our sock of the month club so it feels like having sex, only better.