Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks (Philosockphy's Sock of the Month Article)

 

Many people can attest to the addictive quality of cute socks and the happiness they bring to our lives, but few have ever taken their love to the next level... until now!

Giving up sex

If you're looking for a new adventure, consider giving up sex. That way, you'll have more time to work on your socks game. It might sound crazy at first, but hear me out. With more free time, you could focus on making your sock collection more impressive. Instead of spending all that energy trying to find someone who will sleep with you, why not use that energy towards making an even better sock collection? There are lots of benefits, including having a much happier life and a lot less drama in your life when you give up sex for men's socks.

The pleasures of cute socks

It's time to let go of your sexual urges, slow things down, and discover the pleasures of cute socks.
Cute socks are just like regular socks, but they're cuter! They come in a variety of colors, patterns, designs, styles and materials that will keep you looking your best. Plus, there are so many fun socks for men out there – from colourful dress socks to crazy color dress socks – you won't be bored any time soon. Just imagine how much more interesting it would be if you wore cool ankle socks all day instead of going home with someone at night!

What type of people can become a devotee?

In today's fast-paced world where we're constantly on our feet, we need socks that can keep up. That is why Philosockphy offers so many different types of socks: they have ankle socks, crew socks, dress socks, dress booties, fun mens ankle socks, cool mens socks and more! Whether you're looking for a thoughtful gift or just want some cute new clothes for yourself, Philosockphy has got your back. That is why it doesn't matter what your style is or what you're into--if you wear clothes then this is the sock club for you!

Is it hard to give up sex forever?

Crazy socks are a great way to give up sex! Not only do they make a great gift for your partner but they also keep you from getting in dangerous situations. I mean who has time for being intimate when you could be wearing awesome socks instead? We all know that men will always love socks, but we have even made it easy on them by providing an awesome sock subscription service. Whether you're looking for cool socks, colorful socks, or just some good old fashioned fashion socks we got it all. So ditch your man, start buying weird new sock styles, and get ready for life without sex!

Where do you get cute socks from?

There are a number of places you can get cute socks from, but the best sock subscription is Philosockphy. They have a monthly sock club that sends you one high quality pair of socks every month. The beauty in this subscription is you don't have to commit yourself for longer than 12 months so if you get tired or bored of your same old colors, it doesn't matter because then it will be time for a new pair. Plus, they have all sorts of different types of socks: fun men's ankle socks, cool fun dress socks, awesome crew socks and much more! Check them out now!

Further reading

It's not that we're not into sex. We're just more into socks. Socks are great. They keep our feet warm and they cover up our gross toes when we wear sandals or go barefoot. They add a pop of colour to an otherwise drab outfit, make it possible for us to roll out of bed in something other than black slacks, and protect our feet from being stepped on by dogs who don't know how big their own paws are. Which is why we've made it our life mission to find you the best socks around so that you can devote your life to them instead. Or at least one month out of every year.