Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks (Philosockphy's Sock of the Month)
You probably think that socks are just boring, everyday garments and nothing more than blank canvases that allow us to wear our shoes. However, you’re wrong! This month we introduce you to Philosockphy’s sock of the month club and show you that you can use socks to express your personality as well as keep your feet warm.
Philosophy
Socks. The most underrated clothing in history. It seems like there is not much that you can do with socks other than wear them as part of your outfit or something to put on your feet when it is cold outside, but they are so much more than that! It can be a challenge to find cute socks for men because they are either too feminine or way too masculine, but Philosophy has solved that problem with our sock of the month club. We offer a wide range of fun socks for men including cool mens socks, colorful ankle socks, and colorful dress socks in crazy color combinations.
Cozy
It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that Philosophy SoXs, our favorite sock company, has gone out of business. We are sad for all the employees who will now be unemployed. But we are even more saddened by the fact that this means we'll never get another pair of socks from them again. From their crazy color dress socks, to their cool socks for men, to their awesome socks club- it was always a refreshing experience! The next best thing? We're putting together a list of our favorite sock subscription companies.
Empowerment
If you’ve been struggling with your choice to give up sex for cute socks, I have a few words for you. It is okay if you haven't found someone that makes you happy. It is okay if you haven't found someone that will stay with you through thick and thin. One day, someone will come into your life who will make everything worth it. All those lonely nights spent on Netflix binging are worth it because they led up to this moment in your life where you can say, I gave up sex for cute socks.
Besides, no one really wants sex as much as we think they do. It's just a biological need we have as animals - it doesn't last forever like love does.
Colorful
The sock world has been flipped on its head with Philosockphy's sock of the month Club. The monthly subscription service delivers a new pair of brightly-colored socks for men each month, so you can always have something fresh on your feet. With 25 different color combinations to choose from, you'll never be bored. And because it only costs $4 per pair, you can invest in a whole drawerful without breaking the bank. Mens purple ankle socks are perfect for work when paired with a suit, but they're also great for weekends when worn with jeans or khakis. These mens ankle socks come in patterns like stripes and argyle that are perfect for showing off at weddings or other dressier occasions.