The Case for Socks: Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks
I love socks and have been obsessed with them since I was a kid. Now I’ve decided to take my sock obsession to the next level by giving up sex in favor of cute socks from sock of the month. This means I don’t date, don’t sleep around, don’t even entertain the idea of having sex (sorry Dad). But it’s so worth it because I get cute new socks every month! Before you make fun of me, here are 5 reasons why you should give up sex in favor of buying cute socks online instead.
They're more fun than sex
There's no more need for any of those expensive-but-worthless Valentine's Day gifts. Instead, get your partner some socks! They're the gift that keeps on giving (literally)! I'm not just talking about old-fashioned tube socks either. I'm talking about crazy colorful dress socks, or funky fun men's ankle socks, or even cool crew socks. The best part is that you don't have to worry about whether they'll like them or not because everyone likes a good pair of comfy, colourful footwear.
Plus, they're way more entertaining than sex! With these ankle sock combos, you can spend hours on your feet and still have something new to look at every time you glance down.
They last longer
Socks are one of the most underrated, yet awesome things in a man's wardrobe. They may not be as flashy as a new shirt or tie, but they're just as important. And if you're looking for socks that will last you through winter, then this is the post for you. We have tons of colorful socks to choose from - ankle socks and crew socks in every color imaginable! And they all come with free shipping anywhere in North America and Europe.
They're less messy
Socks are less messy than sex, you can wear them all day without getting tired, socks always look fresh, and they're the perfect accessory for any outfit. There's something about a guy wearing colorful socks that just makes him seem more approachable, too. (Plus it's hard to get pregnant from socks.) So why not give up sex in favor of cool mens ankle socks?
They don't require communication
There are many different types of socks that you can buy. From dress socks, to ankle socks, to colorful cuffed socks, there is something for everyone. And because they don't require communication they're perfect for people who are shy or may have social anxiety. Plus, they're a gift that doesn't need any wrapping!
Fun socks are a great gift, no one can ever have too many socks, colorful socks are really in this year, ankle socks are both fashionable and comfortable. Plus, you can wear them with anything - shorts, jeans or dresses! These days there are tons of fun designs so the options are endless. If your feet get cold when you wear shoes all day long, then it's time to invest in some fun crew socks or funky colored dress socks.
They don't have feelings
If you're looking for a resolution in 2019, then I would advise you give up sex. According to new research published by the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the more often a person has sex, the more likely they are to be unhappy. The study tracked nearly 30,000 people over a period of six years and found that those who had sex less than once a week were happiest with their lives. It wasn't just men who benefitted from having less intercourse either; women too were happier with less frequent sexual activity. The question is why? What's so bad about sex? Well according to this study it's not necessarily bad, but it does take up time which we could use on other things.
They don't get jealous
Socks are always on the same page, they don't get jealous. They don't care if you're thinking about someone else or if you forgot their birthday. They're happy when you take them out of the drawer and happy when you put them back in. They never whine about having a bad hair day or fight with you over who gets the remote control. They don't have expectations either, they just want to be warm, comfortable and right there next to your skin all day long.
They don't require foreplay
Socks are such a simple thing, but they can be so useful! They're always there for you when you need them, whether it's during the summer heat or the cold winter months. They're comfortable and soothing on your feet after a long day at work. And they come in so many colors and varieties that it's never hard to find just what you want. Whether you're looking for ankle socks or crew socks, cool dress socks or crazy dress socks, mens ankle socks or colorful dress socks - we've got them all!
We love our customers so much that we offer free shipping worldwide on orders of $25+, which means that you can get your new favorite pair of colorful mens sock delivered right to your doorstep without breaking the bank.
They don't expect commitment
Sex is great and all, but there are more fulfilling things in life than just sex. We think you should take a break from your love life, put on some socks, and join the awesome socks club. Here's why:
#1. There's no pressure. Join the awesome socks club today and never worry about commitment again.
#2. They're always there when you need them. No matter what time of day or night, your sock subscription will be waiting for you on your doorstep with new socks every month (or every quarter).
#3. They keep you warm during winter and can be fun during summer too!
They're always there for you
Socks are the most dependable accessory on earth. They're always there for you, no matter what the occasion. Whether you need a fun yet practical gift, an awesome new pair of socks or just want some colourful ankle socks to brighten your day, socks should be your number one priority. Let's face it, you've never been let down by a pair of socks before. Even when it feels like the world is against you, as soon as you put on a pair of awesome socks that make life so much better than it already was - things seem right again. That's why we're here at awesome socks club to help with that because we know just how hard it is to find good quality cool mens and womens socks in stores these days!