Socks Subscriptions are the New Sex: Why You Should Devote Your Life to Cute Socks">socks subscriptions are the New Sex: Why You Should Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

If you’ve been spending your hard-earned money on stupid shit, it’s time to reconsider your priorities. If you’re looking to find fulfillment in life, you need to ask yourself this question: Why am I spending so much money on beer and wine when I could spend that same cash on socks? To help you get the point, let me break down what makes sock subscriptions the new sex — and why it should become your new hobby if it isn’t already.

The rise of sock subscriptions

In a world where we're constantly being bombarded with new, exciting and innovative products, it's easy to be tempted by every new thing that comes around. But it's important not to become distracted from what really matters.

The Philosockphy is a term I've coined for this very scenario. It's based on the idea of paradox, which is defined as something that seems contradictory or absurd but may in fact be true.

It applies here because people who subscribe to sock subscriptions find themselves less focused on other aspects of their life--like sex--that they would otherwise consider more important if they were not subscribing to these services.

How it all started with Baby Foot

Philosockphy is a word I just made up. It's not like it's real. But, if it were, it would be what I am experiencing. Ever since my mother-in-law gave me a pair of Baby Foot socks, I have been obsessed with them. They are so cute and comfy and make me feel like I'm walking on a soft cloud while they protect my feet from germs.

I started looking into what other sock subscriptions were out there and found Philosockphy to be my true calling in life. Philosockphy has an amazing array of styles that fit any personality or fashion choice, their customer service is top notch (they respond within 24 hours!), and their product is made with love in Southern California!

Brace yourself for cuteness

Cute socks might seem like a silly thing, but they can actually be a lot of fun. And when you stop and think about it, they're actually really practical too! Whether you wear them with your favorite sneakers or dress up some jeans, socks can always add that little something extra. Plus, there's something about matching your perfect pair of socks with your outfit that's just so satisfying.

And maybe it's because I'm single and in my twenties - but I find myself getting excited when a package from one of my favorite sock subscriptions arrives in the mail. It feels like Christmas morning every time! The packages I get from my sock subscriptions have become like little presents for myself - even if no one else knows what's inside.

The journey from kickstarter to Amazon

PantyPal is a subscription service that delivers quality, high-fashion women's underwear directly to your door every month. PantyPal was created by two college students who were sick of paying for expensive underwear and never being able to find what they wanted in stores. They turned to the internet where they found lots of other people who shared their frustration, so they decided to create PantyPal as a solution. The founders launched a Kickstarter campaign on October 1st and had an initial goal of $5000 which they surpassed within 3 days. Their campaign has now raised over $80000 with 20 days left before funding closes.

Q&A with Nick from Kiss My Face!

Nick from Kiss My Face! is a company that offers subscriptions for people who want a little extra love in their life. We asked Nick a few questions about what it's like running his business and what he thinks about sex.

What made you want to start this business?

I am not sure if you have noticed but many other people around the world feel neglected and unloved. I was one of them, so I thought I would try something new and see if anyone else felt the same way. This is how Kiss My Face! came into existence because we wanted more love in our lives too.

Why did you decide to create a sock subscription service?

The future of socks

You might be wondering why on Earth anyone would give up sex for cute socks. Well, there's actually a lot of reasons you might want to devote your life to this new trend. For starters, it's a great way to avoid any awkward sexual encounters with people you don't know very well. And then there's the fact that cute socks can provide a sense of security and comfort in times when you need it most, which is especially important for people who suffer from anxiety or depression. Plus, if you're really into gardening or cooking or something like that, cute socks will allow you more time and energy spent on those things rather than constantly finding new partners because let's face it - anyone can have sex but not everyone can make sock puppets!