Sock of the Month Club: 5 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks
I know what you’re thinking: How could I possibly give up sex in favor of cute socks? Well, here are five reasons why you should choose cute socks over sex, and never go back to it again!
1) Quality Over Quantity
Do you have an obsession with socks? Do you have a problem with being over-the-top obsessed with colors, patterns, prints, textures or designs? Are you looking for the most awesome sock subscription ever? Well look no further because here's your solution. The sock of the month Club is everything that you need. Seriously. With their sock subscription program, you'll never want for more socks again! There's no need for you to ever search for another pair of ankle socks in your drawer because these guys will send them straight to your door every month! And did I mention how affordable it is? The best part about this deal is that there are no limits on how many pairs of socks you can get!
2) Comfort Is Key
This is a serious question. If you had to choose between sex or socks, which would you pick? A few seconds of pleasure followed by hours (or days) of regret and discomfort or a lifetime of feet bliss? I'm not sure what's more important to you but when it comes down to it, comfort is key - just ask my girlfriend. She'll be happy with either one as long as she has a clean pair.
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3) No Strings Attached
This is a sponsored post by No Strings Attached. I received free socks in exchange for this post. All opinions are my own. If you're not on board with the idea of giving up sex for socks, you're missing out! Here's five reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks instead: 1) Cute socks make you feel great about yourself - because who doesn't love getting new clothes? 2) They save time - no more awkward chatting with people, buying flowers or trying to find a place that delivers food late at night. 3) It eliminates clothing expenses - as well as reduces laundry too!
4) It’s a Personal Touch
Maybe you’re a little bit kinky, or maybe you just want something that’s going to feel like an extra special gift. Either way, we have socks for men with all sorts of fun styles. We have crazy color dress socks, cool socks for men, and colorful socks for men. If you want high quality wool blend socks or cotton dress sock in traditional colors like black and navy blue or charcoal gray then we have those too. And don't forget about our sock subscription service that allows you to change up your style month by month!
5) Sharing Is Caring
If you're looking for a fun gift for that special man in your life, look no further. The subscription-based sock company has something for everyone with their monthly clubs. A normal day includes stocking up on men's ankle socks, mens colorful socks, cool mens socks, best crew socks and more. There's also mens purple ankle socks if you're looking for some more funky styles. And don't worry about gifting them because they offer a gift wrap option so you can send them straight to their doorstep! They also have a free shipping offer on all orders over $50 USD which is perfect if you want to buy at least two months worth of their awesome socks club.