Philosockphy's Sock of the Month for January: The Top 5 Reasons to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

Philosockphy's sock of the month for January: The Top 5 Reasons to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

Philosockphy, purveyor of the highest quality socks on the Internet, is proud to present this month’s sock of the month: The Top 5 Reasons to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks. These socks are available only in our online store, which you can visit here . Clicking on the link will take you directly to the product page for this spectacular collection of socks designed specifically with geeks in mind. I don’t know how these socks can make anyone happier—let alone give up sex—but they do, so there you go!

1. Save time

The sock club is perfect for those who don't have time to shop for cute socks. Plus, it's a great gift idea! You can choose from sock subscriptions that will send you anything from a single pair of socks every month, or you can sign up as a member of our sock-of-the-month club. In addition, we offer personalized options so you can create your own sock subscription! Just enter in your shoe size and style preferences into the form on our website. And if you've had enough with socks, there are other awesome surprises waiting just around the corner!

2. Save money

The Philosockphy sock of the month club will save you money. You'll get a fun pair of dress socks or casual ankle socks delivered every month, at a price point that is less than what you would spend on just one pair at any given store. Plus, if you order before December 15th, your first two months are free.

3. Lifestyle change

Let's be honest. You know it's true. It feels like you're always in a rush, always stressed out, and then there are those few minutes after work when you finally get some time with your partner. It just doesn't feel as good anymore...or maybe it never did? Take a break from all that pressure. Give up sex for a year.

There are plenty of things you can do without having sex for a whole year. Like subscribing to Philosockphy's sock of the month club--the best sock subscription service around! Get socks every month that are perfect for any occasion, from formal dress socks to crazy color dress socks! Plus, they offer fun men's ankle socks too!

4. Fashion statement

Socks are a great gift. What could be better than giving someone something they never knew they wanted? We don't know about you, but we always seem to have an awful time finding cool socks! That's why Philosockphy is here! Each month, we give you a new pair of fun, colorful socks delivered right to your door. You'll be able to find the perfect present, without breaking a sweat! Who knows? Maybe you'll even get lucky and get one as well. ;)

1) Philosockphy is easier than ever!

2) They come in all colors so you can find just what you're looking for- no matter what kind of feet it goes on.

5. Life mission

I am a sock-a-holic. I love socks, am constantly on the hunt for new fun socks, and can't stop wearing my latest find. So why should you give up sex in favour of socks? I'll share my top five reasons with you.