Philosockphy's Sock of the Month Club: Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

How often do you find yourself daydreaming about cute socks? Cute socks with quirky patterns or adorable faces on them? Do you ever imagine how adorable your feet would look in different designs and colors? If your answer to these questions was yes, then this company may be for you! Philosockphy's sock of the month Club sends you two pairs of stylish, unique socks every month to ensure that your feet are as attractive as possible at all times. Get ready to give up sex and devote your life to cute socks!

The more you buy, the more you save

Join Philosockphy's sock of the month Club today! We want you to give up sex and devote your life to cute socks. You'll be glad you did! We've got ankle socks, colorful socks, crazy color dress socks, cool mens socks, and more. And when you buy more than one pair at a time we'll knock off 15% off that price for our best savings offer ever!

10% discount on all orders over $100

We believe that the world is a better place when everyone has access to cute socks. That's why we offer free shipping on all orders over $100, in addition to a 10% discount on all orders over $100. Plus, if you want your socks delivered every other month instead of monthly, you can sign up for our sock subscription!

Free shipping if you buy at least 6 pairs of socks

You think you know about socks? The Philosockphy sock club is here to show you how things are done. We've got a cool sock for every occasion, so now there's no need to venture outside your home. Our monthly sock deliveries are sure to make you smile, not just because they're awesome but also because they come with exclusive sassy emails from our brilliant customer service team who will be happy to answer all your silly questions like Can I wear my socks in bed? (No) and How do I machine wash my socks? (We don't recommend it). We've also got a whole bunch of fun stuff waiting for you on our website like fun dress socks, funky mens ankle socks, and more! What are you waiting for?

Sweet birthday treats

A sweet treat that I love making is a pan of brownies. The main ingredients are butter, sugar, flour, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla extract, salt and chocolate chips. First you mix together the butter and sugar until they are light and fluffy. Then you add in the eggs one at a time until well blended. Next you add in the dry ingredients (flour, cocoa powder, salt) mixing them together with a spoon or spatula before adding in your wet ingredients (vanilla extract). Lastly you fold in your chocolate chips before pouring it into an 8-inch square baking dish. Bake for 25-30 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean or with just a few crumbs on it.

Exclusive sassy emails

Introducing Philosockphy's new sock of the month club! Every month you'll receive a brand new pair of socks. We're not just talking about any old socks, either - we only offer high-quality men's socks from brands like Happy Socks, Stance, Justin Boots, or even our own mens purple ankle socks. Whether you need a gift for dad or a stocking stuffer for your brother in college, this is the perfect way to keep your feet happy. Plus it will make sure they look fresh on their next job interview or date night.