Philosockphy's Sock of the Month Club: 10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks!

Philosockphy's sock of the month Club: 10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks!

The sock of the month club from Philosockphy isn’t your average sock of the month club! While other sock of the month clubs might send you stinky, itchy, ugly socks that don’t match your shoes, Philosockphy will only send you high quality socks to add to your fashionable collection. And while other sock of the month clubs might charge an exorbitant amount per month, we at Philosockphy only charge $19.99/month with free shipping on all orders over $100! So what are you waiting for?

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1) Keep your feet warm


Of course, sometimes it can be hard to find socks that fit both your style and personality. But Philosockphy is here for you! With monthly sock subscriptions, you can get a new pair of fun socks with every month, plus you'll save money on shipping. Our socks are made from a blend of materials that ensure warmth, as well as moisture-wicking technology for your feet and lower legs. We offer over 50 different styles of mens dress socks, so you're sure to find something that fits your taste. And we don't stop at our men's socks - we also have colorful ankle socks for women too! We've even got kids' sock subscriptions if you want your little ones in on the fun.

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2) Foot fetishists will be aroused by you


Life is too short for boring socks. That's why I created Philosockphy's sock of the month Club where you can have a new pair sent to your door each month. We offer all sorts of designs, from crazy color dress socks to cool mens socks. And with our sock subscription service, we'll even send a new pair every week if that's what you want!

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3) For health reasons


We all need a break from time to time, but giving up sex for a lifetime? That's extreme. Sure, you might have some physical benefits, like increased testosterone levels and decreased risk of heart disease; but what about the emotional consequences? What will happen when you decide that it's time to date again? What if you meet someone who is perfect for you in every way but one? How will you be able to tell them that they can't touch your body ever again because they're not allowed inside your bedroom? Then there are family issues - how will this affect your relationship with your partner or kids if they want intimacy from you but can't get it?

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4) Focus on what really matters in life


A lot of people might disagree with me, but I think socks are more important than sex. Sure, you can have a lot of sex without any problems, but what about when your sock drawer is really starting to look messy? When it comes down to it, who can really function at their best with linty socks all over the floor? Plus, not only do we want our socks to be colorful (who wants plain black or brown socks?), they should also be comfortable. In this day and age, there are so many brands that offer fun men's ankle socks as well as dress socks! And did I mention how cute they make your feet look? For example - my favorite pair are these purple ankle socks with pink polka dots.

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5) Nobody judges you


Whether you're a man or woman, there are many reasons why you should give up sex for some cute socks. Sure, not everyone will agree with your decision, but at least no one will judge you for wearing cut socks all day. In fact, most people may be jealous that they don't have access to mens purple ankle socks or mens colourful socks. As an added bonus, by giving up sex, you'll finally have time to do all those things on your bucket list - like read that classic book series or visit all 50 states in America. And if that doesn't sound good enough for you - then maybe it's time to reevaluate your priorities!

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6) Everybody loves cute socks


Warm your toes with our range of colorful, comfy and fun socks for men. We have a huge selection of socks for men in all shapes, sizes, colors and designs so you will never be bored. Our socks are made from a high quality material that is soft on your skin so they're comfortable enough to wear every day. If you're looking for an awesome sock subscription that has cool dress socks, best crew socks or gift ideas then look no further than Philosockphy.

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7) True love waits until the second date at least.


I'm sure that for some people, this is not a problem. But for me, I find it hard to fall in love with someone after just one date. Meeting someone new and deciding whether you want them as a friend or something more is a big decision. And sometimes it takes two meetings before I know how I feel about them. It's like when you order something online and need to return it if you don't like it, but with dating there are no returns until there are two dates at least.

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8) You can stay home when it snows.


The snow is coming down outside your window. The wind is howling. It's going to be a long, cold night. But you don't need to worry about that. All you have to do is bundle up, turn on your TV, and cozy up with our sock of the month club.
Here are some great reasons for staying home when it snows:
- Stay warm and dry inside all day by wearing our awesome socks - Keep your sanity by avoiding (or at least delaying) driving through traffic, shoveling snow, or going into work late - Save money on gas by not driving anywhere - Get great gifts with sock subscription discounts

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9) Less mess than sex. Period.


1. People don't interrupt you when you're watching TV with your cute socks on!
2. It's much easier to find parking spaces when your car is all decked out in colorful sock decor, making a fashion statement while saving time and money.
3. Sometimes you want a better fit than what one size fits all can provide - which is why we offer free returns, free exchanges, and free shipping within North America on our sock subscriptions (no matter where you live).

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10) People don't interrupt you when you're watching TV with your cute socks on!


-People don't interrupt you when you're watching TV with your cute socks on. -You can wear your socks with any outfit. -Cute socks are a perfect gift for anyone. -Cute socks make for a good conversation starter. -Socks are an excellent way to show your personality without having to say anything at all.