If you haven’t tried it yet, you really should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks. I’m sure you’ve heard this before, but let me tell you why it really holds true! I promise that once you see the benefits of not having sex, you won’t regret this decision! (And after all, what else are you going to do with those extra 30 minutes?) If you’re curious about how and why this lifestyle might work for you, check out Philosockphy’s sock of the month Club today!
1) No more awkward conversations with your partner about whether you’re still interested
If you're not in a relationship, it can be difficult to get into one. If you're in a relationship, things may have started getting stale. Here are ten reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks instead.
The first reason is that there are so many varieties of socks out there for men! You can find any type of sock from ankle socks to dress socks, from colorful socks to crazy color dress socks, from fun socks for men to cool mens socks. The best part is that they come in a variety of styles - crew socks or no show - so they'll work with any outfit!
2) The socks are always interested in what you have to say
Do you want to change your life? Do you want an exciting, new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Well, there is no better hobby than Philosphy's sock of the month Club. Here are ten reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks.
1) You don't need anyone else in your life because socks are always interested in what you have to say.
2) They never get tired or bored with your company.
3) Socks don’t expect any grand gestures on Valentine’s Day or Christmas
4) Remembering birthdays is a lot easier when there isn’t anyone else involved
6) Everyone knows it's just a phase and you'll eventually grow out of it
8) Less risk of STDs, pregnancy, etc.
9) No more pressure during foreplay because no one expects anything from you!
7) No more embarrassing trips to the drugstore because you forgot your supply
10) If it all goes wrong, there are no messy breakups. Just send them back in return for a refund.
5) There won't be any awkward run-ins with exes at family functions