Philosockphy's Sock of the Month: 5 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

 

Given the choice between having great sex and cute socks, most people would probably go with the sex. But it doesn’t have to be that way! Cute socks are not just adorable – they have so many practical uses that they can actually make your life better in many ways, both big and small.

Reason #1: The Feeling is Underwhelming

I'll be honest with you - it's not that great. I mean, yeah, it feels good at first. But then after a while, it can become kind of irritating. I'm sure it could have been better with someone you loved or even liked a lot, but by yourself? It just doesn't live up to the hype.
It really boils down to what you're looking for in life. If you want something intense and quick... well then maybe sex is your thing. But if you want something that lasts a little longer and makes your day feel more complete... well then maybe socks are your thing!

Reason #2: We are Already Experiencing Intimacy with People we Don't Want to Have Sex With

We are already experiencing intimacy with people we don't want to have sex with. We may not be physically intimate, but we are definitely intimate in other ways. I am intimate with my boss, my coworkers, my students, my family members, my classmates from high school- people I don't want to have sex with. But you know what? That isn't just a bad thing. It is also a good thing because it teaches me empathy that I can use when having healthy relationships later on in life.

Reason #3: Not Worth it

There are many reasons to give up sex, but here are five that you might not have considered. If you need more convincing, check out our sock of the month for even more! These are some pretty good reasons to go celibate.
First off, when you're celibate, you get to set your own schedule. There is no one telling you when it's time for sex or not. Second, if you're celibate, then your partner can't get sick from any sexually transmitted diseases. Thirdly, if you're celibate, then there is no chance of getting pregnant which means that there is no chance of having a child right now or anytime soon.

Reason #4: It Can Ruin Relationships

Relationships are so important. They are a great source of support and comfort. But what happens when your relationship is based on sex? It becomes empty, meaningless, and unsatisfying. Once you stop having sex, you will have more time for other things like spending time with family or friends. And that can only be a good thing for your relationships!

Reason #5: There are So Many Other Fun Things to Do Instead

In this day and age, there are so many other ways to have fun. There are video games, television shows, books--even a good old fashioned board game with friends can be more satisfying than sex. But if you're still not convinced, here are five more reasons why you should give up sex for life.
#4 - It Decreases Productivity
Not only does it take up time that could be spent working on your business or studying for a class, but it also decreases your productivity when you're at work because it takes an emotional toll on your brain. And while we all deserve some occasional me time after putting in a long day's work, research has shown that taking care of yourself is more beneficial in the long-term.