It's Time to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

It's Time to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

Cute socks are more than just an adorable fashion statement, they’re also functional! But at some point in your life, you may find yourself wondering if cute socks are really worth giving up sex over. It turns out that there are several advantages to replacing sex with socks. Here are five of the top reasons you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks instead.

You have more time

Let’s say you have sex once a week. Multiply that by 7 days in a week. That means if you give up sex, you have 7x7=49 hours per week free to devote to cute socks. That’s almost 6 full 24-hour days!

People will like you more

Giving up sex is a great way to instantly improve your relationships. If you’re single, no one will be jealous of other men who might have access to your body. If you’re in a relationship, you’ll get more respect and appreciation because your significant other knows that their love means so much more than any physical connection they could have with another person. On top of all that, there are just so many adorable sock stores! Maybe even more cute socks than people (if we’re lucky). And unlike some people in our lives, cute socks will never disappoint us when it comes time for them to remove their clothes.

Having cute socks is better than having sex

One of my favorite things about cute socks is how happy they make me feel. There’s just something about them that always makes me smile – especially when I wear them with my Ugg boots. They just go together so well, it’s like a match made in heaven. And who wouldn’t want to spend their life dedicated to cute socks? It would be such a fun life! You could spend your days trolling Amazon for adorable new pairs, talk all day long with sock enthusiasts on Twitter, create themed sock parties for all your friends... seriously, what else could you possibly want out of life? Trust me: If you give up sex for cute socks, you will be happier. You’ll love every minute of it!

Lack of sex does not cause health problems

Health problems can cause lack of sex. Even though it may seem counterintuitive, several studies have shown that people who abstain from sex live longer than those who do not. A 2012 study published in PLOS One followed 16,835 participants for two decades and found that those who had sex less than once a week were 20% more likely to die over that period than those who had intercourse once a week or more. It seems odd, but one study suggests that those with fewer partners are actually more likely to outlive their peers—no matter how often they get busy between the sheets.

Buying cute socks does not cost much money

It can actually be really cheap. There are tons of really cute socks out there that won’t cost you much money at all. If you want something a little fancier, then it might take a few dollars more but if you know where to shop, it’s easy enough for anyone on any budget. The idea here is not to spend hundreds of dollars on your cute sock collection. That’s crazy!