8 Reasons to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

8 Reasons to Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks



If you’re new to the sock-of-the-month club scene, let me explain how it works.



1) No more embarrassment

No one wants to be caught with a sock in their pants. With cute socks, you can walk around confidently knowing that no one is going to be thinking about what’s underneath your clothes. While there will always be a negative stigma attached to wearing cute socks, we can only hope that as more people catch on, they’ll realize they don’t have anything to be embarrassed about. Once you realize there is nothing better than cute socks, you won’t even miss sex!











2) No more diseases





3) Inexpensive hobby











4) Less risk of losing romantic interest in your partner





5) Live longer!











6) Stay relaxed





7) Save the world (and yourself)!