We all know that sock subscription services are awesome, but did you know that they’re so awesome that you should consider giving up sex and making them your new favorite hobby? Here’s why...
1) It’s fun
If you're reading this, chances are you've been thinking about it for awhile. You know what I'm talking about. It's time for the Philosockphy. Unless you're on your way to buy some socks right now, in which case go ahead and skip this paragraph. But if not...you need to give up sex for a year or two so that you can devote your life to cute socks. And I'm not saying this because I want all my readers to be sock-less virgins--I'm saying it because it will make your life better! Here are 5 reasons why: 1) If you stop having sex with people, they'll stop trying to have sex with you.
2) You learn more about yourself
It all started when I was going through my sock drawer. I noticed that I had an overabundance of socks with holes or stains. It was then, when I realized just how much time and energy is wasted on sex. What if you could spend that time focused on something more productive? Time saved equals money saved, which is better for your mental health and your relationships (less stress!). So here are five reasons why you should quit sex in order to get a Philosockphy subscription:
1) The amount of time it takes to have sex: Why waste time having sex when you can spend it doing something else? Having kids will take up even more time!
3) It can relieve stress
We all know that sex is great for relieving stress, but did you know that there are other things you can do in order to relieve your own tension? One way is by engaging in self-soothing activities such as taking a hot bath or doing some light reading. However, these are not always practical during one's busy day. With Philosocks, you can make the time for yourself without having to leave your home. It may sound silly, but taking care of yourself can have significant benefits for both your mental and physical health. In addition, going on a sock spree has been proven to be much cheaper than buying shoes!
4) It’s better than porn
It's time to admit it: sex is overrated. Yes, you may have had some great times in bed with your partner, but what other activity can really compete? Philosockphy is about embracing the best thing in life, which by definition means giving up everything else. If you're looking for an all-inclusive philosophy that will make your life better than ever before, then this is the way to go. Here are 5 reasons why it's better than sex.
1) No one gets hurt when you subscribe to a cute sock of the month club. There's no risk of pregnancy or STDs involved and everyone walks away feeling great!
2) It's less awkward than sexting.
5) There are cute sock subscription clubs on the market right now
If you're looking for an alternative to sex, then you should subscribe to a cute sock of the month club. Not only is it less expensive than most subscriptions, but it also has some great benefits that come with it. First, when you subscribe, they will send you 12 pairs of socks each year. That's right, they'll send you one pair every month so that you never run out. Second, this is a great way to meet new people and make new friends who have the same interest as you do in owning beautiful socks. Third, there are many different styles from which to choose from so that everyone can find something they like. Finally, all subscriptions come with free shipping so that your socks arrive at your door without charge...