If you’re like me, you may have wondered if there was more to life than sex. Although sex can be great, you might wonder if there are better things out there, like cute socks and awesome handmade goods. This article will tell you why there’s more to life than sex by examining the top 5 reasons why you should give up sex and instead spend your hard-earned money on cute socks and other fine goods from crafty entrepreneurs around the world! Plus, at the end of each month, we’ll send you a new pair of awesome socks or slippers in the mail just because!
1) Snuggling with your socks is better than sex
You should give up sex because socks are better than sex. They're colourful, they keep your feet warm and they can be cuddly companions. Plus, you don't have to worry about pregnancy or getting diseases. So why not devote yourself to your cute sock subscriptions?
2) There are so many sock subscription box options now
sock subscriptions are a great way to add a little fun into your life. There are so many sock subscription box options now, from socks with colorful patterns, shoes with unique designs, or even socks that make you feel like you're walking on clouds. What's more is you can have them delivered monthly, quarterly, or even yearly! So go ahead and give up sex for cute socks!
3) The longer you wait, the more adorable the socks get
Every day, we're bombarded with messages telling us that if we want success, happiness, peace of mind - basically anything worth having - then we need to focus on ourselves. The thing is, this can be really hard when there are so many cool things out there waiting for us to explore!
That's why I decided it was time for me to make some big changes. I started by giving up my Facebook account (which was admittedly a relief) but the next step was taking a break from sex. And yes, it sounds crazy but hear me out! There are so many beautiful socks on the market right now in all shapes, sizes and colors that it seemed like a more logical place for my attention than what goes on between my sheets.
And guess what?
4) Having cute socks on hand makes everything better
1. They make you happy- there's something about a new pair of socks that just makes us feel good. 2. They make you confident- our feet are on display all the time, so it's important to have cute socks on in order to represent yourself well and feel confident! 3. They're a great conversation starter- walk up to someone at the grocery store, introduce yourself, tell them your favorite color (or design) of sock, ask theirs...and soon you've struck up an instant bond with a total stranger! 4. They're an instant confidence booster- no matter how down you are feeling, put on those colorful socks that make you happy and instantly feel better 5.
5) Who wants to have sex when there are cute socks around?
Who wants to have sex when there are cute socks around? With a subscription service, you get a box of the latest styles in the mail on your doorstep, every month. Treat yourself with new socks all year long! Plus, socks are colourful and make for great gifts. There is nothing better than receiving a pair of pink striped ankle socks in your stocking at Christmas time! What's more, with these subscriptions you can be more adventurous by subscribing to designs like Disney Princesses or Marvel Characters. If you're feeling guilty about not having any kids yet, this is the perfect excuse not to feel so bad about it. As an added bonus, these subscriptions are cheaper than buying from high-end stores like Steve Madden or Kate Spade.