Girls love cute socks, there’s no doubt about that, but let’s face it... nothing beats cute socks and having them delivered right to your door every month! Here are 5 reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks instead...
1) Giving up sex gives you more time
For a lot of people, sex is an important part of their lives. In fact, some people might even say it's the most important part of their lives. But sometimes you need to take a step back in order to take two steps forward. What are you putting your energy into right now? Maybe you need more time for work or maybe you want more time with family, whatever it is that takes precedence over sex for you, we're not here to judge. We're just here to say that if this is something that sounds like it may be up your alley then we can help! The first step is admitting there's a problem (or at least realizing there might be one). And after that, all we ask is that you give us a try.
2) Cute socks make you happy
Cute socks are awesome for men, women, or children. They are so much fun! The more you wear them the better they feel. They're comfortable for walking and running around in all day long too. Plus, there's a whole world of ankle socks that are perfect for professionals or casual wear alike. There's even a cool sock of the month club!
3) No pressure
No pressure, it's just socks. But if you're anything like me, you know the feeling of waking up in the morning and being so excited to wear your favorite color socks. Sometimes you don't want to put on clothes at all! And while we can't live in our underwear forever, there are a lot of good reasons why we should at least give up sex for as long as possible. Here are my five best reasons:
1) No one will care if your socks match: Let's be honest- no one cares about matching socks. It doesn't matter what your partner says.
4) The world needs more cute socks
In our opinion, we think the world needs more cute socks. We're not sure why, but it seems like there's a lack of mens colorful socks out there. It's crazy how hard it is for people to find cool socks for men. It seems like all the fun colors are only in womens' ankle socks or women's crew socks, which is kind of a bummer.
We think it would be awesome if there was a sock of the month club that delivered awesome socks or best sock subscription boxes with the coolest mens colored dress socks ever! Also, maybe make some crazy color dress socks too? That would be pretty cool...
5) Nobody will miss your orgasms anyway
The best socks of the month club helps you get the new styles that are coming out every month. They even have a crazy socks club where they send you a crazy sock of the month! We help you find some awesome socks that you can't find anywhere else. So stop wasting your time with boring sex and spend it wearing fun socks!