To be honest, this idea wasn’t really my idea in the first place. It was actually my friend who got me into this whole sock-of-the-month club thing and I kind of just went along with it because I didn’t want to disappoint her or let her know she was right about me needing more cute socks in my life (sorry mom). But seriously, once you have a sock of the month subscription (SOS), your life will be 10x better and you’ll never go back to thinking that sex with your boyfriend is cool again.
1) It’s Expensive
A sock subscription service is a great way to get a dozen pairs of men’s socks delivered every month. But, with prices ranging from $6.00 to $18.00 per pair it can be difficult to decide which one is best for you!
We offer the most value for your dollar with our $6.00 sock club membership that includes one pair of cool ankle socks every month for only $6.00 per month. With so many socks available on the market today, there is no better time than now to give up sex and devote yourself fully to cute colorful dress socks!
2) It’s Not Sustainable
A life without sex is possible, but it's not sustainable. Living a life without sex means you'll always be single. The best way to find someone who will want a relationship with you is through dating or meeting new people on the internet. If you're just looking for casual sex, then sites like Grindr are great for finding someone in your area who is up for something fun that night. On the other hand, if you're looking for something more serious, then sites like eHarmony are perfect because they take the time to get to know their users before matching them with compatible partners. Dating apps make it easier than ever before to find exactly what you're looking for.
3) It Can Kill You
Sex is not just an experience, it can be a life-threatening activity. Doctors from the University of Sydney found that people who had sex four times or more a week were twice as likely to die prematurely than those who abstained. Apart from the risks of sexually transmitted diseases, there's always the risk of pregnancy. And then there are injuries! Scratch that itch with some cute socks instead.
4) It Doesn't Make Us Happy
We've all heard the saying, Sex is better than love. And while the saying may be true in some cases, I'm here to tell you that it's not always. Sure, there are some people who enjoy having sex more than they enjoy being in a relationship. But for most of us, sex just makes us happy for a short amount of time. It's not like we're never going to want it again, but it doesn't make us happy enough to devote our lives to socks.
It sounds weird now that I say it out loud...
But don't get me wrong: I still love cute socks! They're one of my favorite things about this world. Maybe even my favorite thing!
5) Chicks Don’t Dig It
1. No one appreciates your gift socks.
2. The best socks are the ones you don't have to buy.
3. Tired of bringing home yet another pair of boring socks?
4. It's really bad when your girlfriend catches you in a pair of her mama's dress socks after she told you not to wear them again because they were itchy.
5. All this sock talk is getting me excited for when I get home and can put on my comfy new purple ankle socks that I got from my friend at work!
6. Wear something else, or we're through!