Long gone are the days of wearing the same pair of socks day in and day out. The sock subscription has been on the rise since 2016, and it’s not just about comfort anymore – it’s about style and personality, too. As fashion trends become more personalized, there’s no doubt that giving up sex will help you devote your life to cute socks! Here are five reasons you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks instead.
1) They don't judge you based on your looks
Socks are the best friends you can have in your life. They don't judge you based on your looks, they won't tell you that you're not good enough or that you should be something different than what you are. They don't mind if you need a hug, a pat on the back, or some laughs. And they give back as much as they take. If there's one thing we all deserve in this life, it's happiness and socks can help us find it again.
2) They're always around when you need them
We all know that socks are the backbone of any outfit, but they're also a lot more than just an accessory. They never judge you, they're always there when you need them, and sometimes they can be your only friend. That's why it might be time for you to stop having sex with people - or anyone at all - and devote your life to cute socks. No one will ever love you as much as your colourful selection of woolen footwear will!
3) There's no comparing them to anyone else
It's finally here. The day that all your dreams come true. The day that you can say goodbye to wearing clothes, hello to wearing socks! If you've been waiting for the perfect time in your life to start a sock collection, now is the time. I'm going to give you five reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life entirely to cute socks instead:
1) It's not as messy - When was the last time you cleaned up after sex? Messy sheets, stained underwear, used condoms... or have you ever been in a position where someone else left a mess on your sheets?
4) They never get jealous of each other
Socks never get jealous of each other, they don't care how many socks you buy or whether you want to wear them with shoes or not. They don't care about how much time you spend with them on or off your feet. They're always happy when you take them out of the drawer and put them on your feet. It doesn't matter if you've worn them once, five times, or a hundred times - they always look good no matter what. To be honest, socks are just more reliable than people. When it comes down to it, they will never let you down (unless they get lost in the washing machine). If only humans were as reliable as socks!
5) They won't tell anyone about what happened
1. They won't tell anyone about what happened.
2. If you're sick of how sex has changed since you were young, socks will never change the way they feel about you.
3. A lot of people don't find you attractive, but socks will always find you cute no matter what your body looks like.
4. There's a lot more variety in socks than there is with sex partners - they come in every colour imaginable!
5. The pressure is off when it comes to choosing your socks - there's not much that can go wrong when you make a choice from an array of colours and patterns, so making a decision is actually fun!