10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks Subscriptions

10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute socks subscriptions

The age-old adage says that sex sells, but if you look around, you’ll see that plenty of people have already taken advantage of this fact. And that’s totally fine; the world needs more sex. But do you know what it also needs? Socks! Socks are great—they keep your feet warm and are perfect to just toss in the washer when they get dirty.

1) Cut Out Romance

One of our biggest societal Philosockphies is that romantic relationships are better than all others. When a couple falls in love, they vow to spend their lives together, overcome any obstacle together, take care of each other when life gets hard...and then one day one partner will die. In most cases, you’ll find that everyone involved will be happy with their lives—but it doesn’t matter because happiness doesn’t count if we can’t share it with someone else. It’s just not fair! But who cares about fairness? No one—except all those people who are missing out on what we have: cute socks!

2) Start Practicing Self-Sufficiency

It's easy to get stuck in a rut of buying cute socks because they're convenient. After all, who doesn't want free two-day shipping on hundreds of fun colors? But convenience has a cost: It makes us dependent on systems outside our control. To cultivate a Philosockphy that supports your dreams, develop a self-sufficient attitude that doesn't require you to buy what you need when you need it. Stock up on necessities like food and toiletries so that you can make it through an emergency without needing anyone else's help.

3) Get Used to Feeling Comfortable Around People

When you first start wearing cute socks (no matter where they’re worn), it may feel a little weird. But if you don’t let that stop you, those feelings will quickly pass. The more often you wear them, the less self-conscious you’ll be—and before long, having your toes bundled together in fuzzy fabric will be second nature. So what are you waiting for? Get used to feeling comfortable around people by committing yourself to some comfy new socks. Today!

4) Think About Comfort While Showering

Comfort is a crucial aspect in life, from wearing clothes that fit your needs and look good, to thinking about how you’ll be comfortable at home. Whether you’re heading out for a nice dinner or just lounging around in your pajamas, you should always be dressed for comfort. After all, as Pooh Bear once said: If comfort were money, I'd have plenty. (okay so he didn't say that, but if he did it would make sense).

5) Workout in New Ways

If you’re looking for a change in your fitness routine, try approaching your workouts from a totally different angle. Philosockphy is an inventive personal trainer who promises that every workout you do with him will be something new, fun, and different (well, except for Sunday). His client list reads like a who’s-who of pop culture: Oprah Winfrey, Jay-Z, Stephen Hawking, etc. Basically everyone but you; he hasn’t really taken off yet... until now! If you want in on all of these VIP clients before any more word gets out about him - better hop on it! Otherwise what are you doing reading my website? Geez....go subscribe already. #MustLoveSocks2016

6) Save Money on Not Being Attracted to Anyone

While it might be a little difficult in our culture of instantaneous everything, there are ways you can find fulfillment without finding partners. Try spending time with loved ones or pursue other creative interests, like music or art. In short, there’s no reason you can’t live a fulfilling life even if your love life is a little lackluster. After all, as many studies have shown, sex doesn’t make you happier. Instead of focusing on your sexual desire—which will just lead to disappointment—think about what fulfills you. All that matters is that you’re happy and content with yourself: at least when it comes to satisfying your carnal cravings.

7) Focus on Other Things

Too often, we neglect other things in our lives—whether those are professional achievements or personal goals—in favor of sex. However, once you remove yourself from a relationship (or even a single sexual partner), you'll notice that there's suddenly so much more time on your hands. Ditch those boring old friends for some cute socks that can keep you company instead! But, if cute socks aren't really your thing, maybe try bungee jumping or skydiving! If that doesn't work out, don't worry: after a few months without sex and all those extra hours in your day, it will be easy to find something else you like better.

8) Revamp Your Wardrobe

Taking inventory of your wardrobe is a good place to start. That doesn’t mean you have to leave all your favorite pieces behind; just consider whether each piece still fits well or if it no longer suits your life, work, and interests. For example, do you have five black blazers when you only need two? If so, choose a few favorites (one of which should be navy blue) that will allow you to create countless new outfits with just minor tweaks. The same logic applies to any type of clothing: Try mixing up your tops or experimenting with brighter colors. Keeping a few versatile items on hand will help ensure that every piece in your closet works for multiple outfits—and makes tossing old clothes easier than ever before.

9) Become a Fashion Expert

The world of fashion is constantly changing. Like wine, trends age with time. But, if you want to stay on top of what’s hot in fashion, it helps to have an expert on your side. That’s where Fashion Monthly comes in. In every issue we cover everything from high-end clothing labels, like Armani and Gucci, to streetwear brands, like Supreme and Bape. Our mission is simple: help you keep up with what’s trending by providing all of our subscribers with an instant education in fashion history—from sartorial looks that defined periods in history to hidden gems that most people don’t know about (like those awesome socks at Warby Parker). How do we do it?

10) Finally Have Time for Yourself. All. The. Time.

Even if you want sex, spend time with your partner, or just enjoy sexual pleasure, it can be difficult to find time for all of that when you’re always busy with work. But throwing on a pair of cute socks every day doesn’t take any effort. In fact, they’ll do most of the work for you. With their cozy cushioning and patterned designs, your shoes will look great while keeping your feet comfortable—and what's sexier than that?