10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks
10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks
10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks (And A Few Thoughts on How To Do It) – Let’s be honest, sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Most of the time you end up thinking about your grocery list instead of the person you’re with, and even if they’re really good-looking, they can only do so much in 30 minutes to keep you coming back every night (or whenever your libido gets really bad). The bottom line is that there are better things in life than sex.
1) I have never dated someone who wore cute socks
I've been dating for a year now, and I've never dated someone who wore cute socks. I know that this is a difficult thing to admit, but it's just the way things have turned out. When I think back to all of my exes, they don't really wear colorful socks as often as they should. They're either wearing white athletic socks or black dress socks with slacks. It's been a tough realization for me because I love cute socks.
2) I would rather pay $10 for 5 pairs of socks than $100 on an item of clothing
We all want to look good, but sometimes we don't want to spend a lot of money. Here are 10 reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks instead:
1) Socks are colourful. Clothing is often limited in colour selection.
2) The price range for socks is pretty narrow, whereas the price range for clothing is huge. There's no way you're going pay $100 on a pair of socks (unless they're designer). But chances are you'll pay more than $100 on clothing if you don't watch out.
3) If you buy clothes from discount stores, they may not be made with the same quality as designer clothes.
3) I had a hard time getting rid of my old clothes until I found out about the 14-day rule
I had a hard time getting rid of my old clothes until I found out about the 14-day rule. It's simple: try on anything you plan to give away, wear it for two weeks, then donate it if you haven't changed your mind. The 14-day rule has made me more mindful about what I wear, as well as what I give away. As an added bonus, every time I go through my clothes I have a better idea of what colors work best with my complexion and body type.
4) I can always be prepared with cute socks. My car will never break down without them.
I can always be prepared with cute socks. My car will never break down without them. They'll make me the envy of my friends when they see me wearing them on a Friday night, out on the town with my girls. I'll never have to wear shoes that hurt my feet again, because I have an endless supply of cute socks at home. Plus, they come in every color under the sun.
5) Going sockless is a lot more fun when you wear patterned ones
There are so many reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks. I can't even begin to list them all, but here are ten of my favourites:
1) There's a huge selection of colours, patterns, textures, brands and sizes. 2) Comfortable enough for all day wear (I go shopping in mine!) 3) Stylish enough for any occasion (whether it be with jeans or a dress). 4) They're cheap enough that you don't need to worry about breaking the bank if they get lost or go missing. 5) They're hygienic - not like underwear! 6) Go on any adventure without getting ruined - from rock climbing to walking your dog.
6) Socks are so compact they don’t take up space like clothes do. They don’t require washing machines, irons, or hot water.
Socks are so compact they don’t take up space like clothes do. They don’t require washing machines, irons, or hot water. And even if they get a little dirty, you can just throw them in the laundry with your whites and they'll be as good as new! I like socks because they're colorful. They make me feel happy when I see them peeking out of my shoes!
7) A good pair of socks can make me feel good all day long. Even if I go shopping in them - which I usually do!
These days I am pretty sure I own more socks than my mum did when I was a kid. A good pair of socks can make me feel good all day long. Even if I go shopping in them - which I usually do!
Sock colours are the perfect way to add a splash of colour and some fun into your outfit for any occasion. Whether you want something bright for the morning or something subtle for the evening, you'll find it in the sock drawer. And don't even get me started on how much better it feels when you put on a fresh pair of comfy new socks!
8) On cold days no one sees what’s underneath my pants but me
I’ve never been a fan of the cold. I’ve always worn extra layers, sweaters, hats, mittens, and boots whenever the temperature dipped below 60 degrees Fahrenheit. And that’s not just during winter either. I’ll wear a jacket if it dips below 80 degrees outside.
It was this intense need for warmth that led me to give up sex in favor of cute socks. There are few things as warm as socks coloured like tropical fish or pastel whales or even peacocks strutting their stuff on the front lawn of an English castle.
9) No one needs to know if your feet stink unless you tell them. And your feet won’t smell if you wash them regularly.
I think we’ve all been there. It’s a lazy Sunday afternoon, you’ve just woken up from a long nap, and your favorite show is coming on in 10 minutes. And the only thing standing between you and happiness is that pesky pair of socks that are tucked away inside the bottom drawer of your dresser. But when you go to grab them, they smell so bad that you have no other choice but to put them back in their place. It’s not an easy feeling.
10) Getting new socks as gifts always makes me happy
When I got my first pair of socks as a gift, I was so excited! It was like getting a present with your name on it. And they weren't just any old socks--they were the perfect shade of navy blue, and they had little stripes on them. They felt soft when I put them on, too.
I wore those socks with pride for a couple of days before the novelty wore off, but then something amazing happened: I got another pair of new socks as a gift! This time they were green with little polka dots on them. The next time someone said congratulations or happy birthday, I got excited again--maybe this will be the day that I get my next pair!