10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

I love cute socks, there’s no doubt about that. I also love sex, but who doesn’t? However, I recently discovered that you don’t need to choose between cute socks and hot sex; you can have both! Here are ten reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks.

1) You will never have an orgasm

1. You'll never have an orgasm.

2. Who has time for sex when there are so many other cool things you could be doing?

3. It'll save you money on birth control which means you can buy more cool socks!

4. Having a penis is not a requirement for owning cool socks and without one, your options are limitless!

5. Without sex, it will be easier to make new friends because now you're no longer in competition with the person who gave them the impression that they had something worth competing for in the first place!

6. If anything, life without sex becomes less complicated because you won't have any expectations of what you should do or who you should please.

2) Your socks are always there for you

You're never upset when you notice that your socks have holes, they're always there for you. They don't judge you. They don't tell you that they want something different from you. They're perfect just the way they are. They're a constant source of comfort in your life, through good times and bad. As long as you have cool socks, nothing else really matters.

3) ...and they will never leave you in a moment of weakness

1. The lifespan of cute socks is longer than the average human life.

2. You can always find a way to afford them, even if you don't have any money.

3. They're never too loud or too shy; they know their place in the world and they like it that way.

4. The more you look at them, the less you'll want sex because there's nothing else on earth that compares!

5. They will never cheat on you with someone else - especially not when they are your only partner!

4) They can go anywhere with you

Cute socks are perfect for any occasion. They can go with any outfit or fit in a mini bag. You never have to worry about stains or wrinkles because they look just as good on the inside as they do on the outside. Who says you can't wear them with sandals? The only thing that could make them better is if they were made of warmer material, but those socks exist already! If you're looking for a way to spice up your style, these are the answer.

5) Sock shopping is easy and fun

Sex might feel like the most natural thing in the world, but if you're not sleeping with someone you love then it's just another way for people to use your body. And who wants that? It doesn't make you a bad person or anything, so long as you're happy. But it can be difficult knowing what to do when you want sex but don't know how to go about getting it. One solution is that we should all give up sex and devote our lives to cute socks instead.

6) The variety is endless!

#1: There are hundreds of different brands, styles, and colors.

#2: There's no commitment.

#3: They're less expensive than a date night.

#4: No worrying about what you look like naked.

#5: If you're feeling under the weather, all you need is a pair of socks!

7) Some socks even come with matching underwear, so your fashion game is on point

The benefits of giving up sex in favor of cute socks are endless. First, you're saving yourself from unplanned pregnancies. Second, there's no chance you'll get STDs or anything else that's going around these days. Third, it'll help your relationship with your partner if they're not getting what they need elsewhere - plus, you don't have to worry about any awkward conversations about why the sock drawer is full. And the list goes on!

8) Most importantly, you will save A LOT OF MONEY. Do the math...

Most importantly, you will save A LOT OF MONEY. Do the math. Assuming you're having sex once a day (or every other day) for an entire year, it would cost $1,820. That's just from one year of having sex! If you have sex three times a week for an entire year, that's $5,290--that means your yearly sexual expenditure is over six figures! With all that money saved up in the bank, there's no doubt that you can afford the best socks out there.

9) There is no need to learn how to put a condom on since you won't be having sex ever again

1. There is no need to learn how to put a condom on since you won't be having sex ever again. 2. The only person you'll be seeing naked is your doctor, who will only see the parts that matter anyway. 3. The risk of pregnancy is nonexistent so there's no need for birth control, which means less money spent on pills or condoms. 4. It's an easy way to get out of going anywhere with someone you don't want to have sex with anymore (i.e., your married boss). 5. It takes a lot of time and effort so why not just invest it in more time for cute socks? 6. No more expensive dates! 7.

10) To reiterate... cute socks are ALWAYS there for you. They will always be there. Every single day, no matter what mood you're in, they will always be there waiting patiently (possibly covered in cat hair), knowing full well that it's only right that they get all the attention. ... And they deserve it don't they?! ... Don't answer that. Just buy some cute socks already!!

Cute socks are always there for you. Even when you're feeling down, they'll be there waiting with a smile on their face. They know that they deserve your love and attention. Just like all the other items in your life vying for your attention - cute socks will be there waiting patiently, knowing full well that it's only right that they get all the attention. And really, do we even need to mention the fact that they don't have any needs or desires of their own? They're just happy to see you! Whether it's been a long day at work or an evening where you couldn't seem to find a single thing worth watching on TV, cute socks will still be there for you, ready and willing to comfort you.