10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks



What would you rather do, have sex or get a new pair of cute socks delivered to your door every month? For most people, the decision is an easy one, but what about if you were on the fence? Well, we’re here to help! If you’re looking to start (or end) your sex life and you’re considering giving it up in favor of cute socks, we’ve got 10 reasons that will convince you that it’s the right choice to make.



1) They never have bad breath

The relationship between socks and sex is a complicated one. On the one hand, you have socks, which give you something to put on your feet. On the other hand, you have sex, which is an enjoyable way of passing time. For many people, these two things are mutually exclusive: either they have good-smelling feet or they have good-smelling genitals. But it's not that simple! Philosockphy teaches us that there are alternatives to this binary view of the world: specifically, giving up sex in order to devote oneself full-time to cute socks.



2) They don’t look at their phone when you are talking

I’ve been thinking a lot about sex lately, which is weird because I never think about sex. It started when my sister-in-law told me that she gets so bored during sex, she just stares at the ceiling, trying to make it all go by faster. And then I saw this video of a guy who decided to stop having sex with his girlfriend for a year, not because he wanted out of the relationship or anything but because he wanted to see what would happen. So in order to avoid tempting fate (or some other nonsense) I’ve made it my personal Philosockphy not to have any kind of sexual contact for 12 months. No touching, no kissing, no hand jobs - nothing.



3) They can get really close, but still leave space

Philosockphy is a word I invented. It's short for Philosophical socks. These are the socks you wear on your feet, not as some kind of fashion statement or even for warmth. These are the socks you wear because they can get really close, but still leave space for one another. They're good at moving around, without being too clingy or annoying. They understand the need to have personal boundaries and don't take up more room than they need to; they know how to sit back and be there when you need them, but know when it's time to step back too. They give comfort in their presence while allowing you space in yours-a perfect balance that is sometimes hard to find in other things like relationships or friendships.



4) They won’t tell anyone about your secrets

If you're reading this, it probably means you're a human being. And if you're a human being, that means that there are things about your life that you don't want other humans to know about. Maybe you cheated on your spouse. Maybe you steal money from your company's petty cash drawer. Or maybe you have an incredibly complicated relationship with food (we all do). Whatever the secret is, it's safe here with me.



5) They can make you look cute while adding warmth

Cute socks can really make an outfit pop, but they can also do so much more. For example, they can keep your feet warm while adding a touch of style. Plus, they are a great way to explore different colors and patterns without committing to anything permanent. And did we mention that you'll never have to worry about foot odor again?



6) They keep you warm even in summer

I want to share with you ten reasons why you should give up sex and devote your life to cute socks. I know this sounds dramatic but hear me out! As we all know, socks are the new shoes. Gone are the days of boring black socks - now it's all about bright colours, patterns, embellishments and prints. So let's take a look at some of the benefits of giving up sex for cute socks...

- they keep your feet warm in summer - they come in many different designs - there's something for everyone - they're great as gifts - they make you look stylish - they're inexpensive - you can wear them with sandals or boots - men love them too!



7) They don’t talk back

Sex is a complicated thing. For many, it’s a big part of their life; for others, it’s not something they feel like they need or want. But whatever the case may be, if you’re thinking about giving up sex for cute socks, here are 10 reasons why you should:

1) They don’t talk back. 2) They always leave the toilet seat down. 3) They never make you watch sports on TV with them. 4) There are plenty of different styles and colors available at your local store! 5) They never ask what you did while out with your friends last night when you come home from work.



8) Most of them are hand-knitted by loving grandmothers

The first time I saw a pair of hand-knit socks, I knew I had found my calling. Not only is it an amazing way to spend time with loved ones, but the end product is something that will be cherished for years. Hand-knitted socks last so much longer than store-bought counterparts because the yarn is thicker and the stitches are tighter. Plus, they're usually done by someone who cares about you. It's a great feeling to know that someone put in hours of hard work just for you!



9) If they get lost, it’s easy to replace them

You might think that socks are a boring topic of conversation, but have you really given them a chance? They come in so many colors, patterns, textures, and thicknesses. Plus, they're easy to replace if you lose one. All it takes is a quick trip to the store or an online order!



10) No matter what, they will always be there for you

1. They will never disappoint you. 2. They will never cheat on you. 3. They will never backstab you or gossip about you behind your back. 4. They won't leave you for someone else when things get tough, they'll just look a little more tired from being up all night with their feet in the air.