10 Reasons You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks
After years of marriage, your sex life has become dull and repetitive – same positions, same time of day, same people. It doesn’t have to be that way! If you need some inspiration, sign up for a sock subscription service like Sock It Forward (which donates socks to people in need), and give up sex. You’ll be surprised how many cute socks you’ll end up with, and they make the perfect gift! Here are 10 reasons you should devote your life to cute socks!
1) They're always there for you
So you think sex is more important than cute socks? Think again! There are 10 reasons you should give up sex and devote your life to the world of cool, colorful socks.
1) No one will judge you for your obsession with cool socks. 2) Having a vast variety of patterns, designs, colors, and lengths means that it's easy for anyone (whether man or woman) to find a type of sock that works for them. 3) Compared to other types of clothing like dresses or shirts, socks are cheaper so they're easier on your wallet. 4) Quality brands offer different thicknesses so they're perfect all year round.
2) They don't talk back
1. They don't talk back. 2. They are always there for you. 3. They never get sick of you. 4. They'll do anything for you at any time, day or night, rain or shine, sleet or snow, hurricane or tornado, no matter what the weather is doing outside because they're indoors with you! 5. They're always interested in what's going on with your day-to-day life because they want to know about every little thing that makes you happy and healthy! 6. They won't ever get bored of hearing about the same old thing over and over again because they love hearing everything about you! 7. And when it comes down to it, they will never ask why?
3) They won't cheat on you
You might be thinking, But I need sex! but you won't want it when you realize how much cooler socks are. That's why this is the perfect gift for your partner: don't worry about offending them with a lame sweater or tie, just go for something they'll love! Plus, what could be more romantic than a pair of new socks? Make their day with a subscription for the best sock of the month club. If they're still not convinced, point out that when people get old they lose their sex drive anyway so it'll happen eventually. And if they're worried about getting cold feet at night time, tell them that these socks have unbelievable warm technology inside.
4) They won't leave you
You know those really cute socks you've been eyeing for the last five minutes? They won't leave you. Those ankle socks that are so thick, so fluffy, and so soft that you can't help but want them all? They won't leave you. The crazy color dress socks that make your feet feel like they're walking on air? They won't leave you. And those fun men's ankle socks that are just the right amount of crazy without being obnoxious? They won't leave you either.
5) They won't judge you
You know you're onto something when your boss's wife is telling you how great your company is. People are saying, Thank you for saving my life! And the girl in your office who never wears anything but black tights, she's rocking a pair of pastel-colored socks. Life is good!
But it can get even better. One night, as I was scrolling through Instagram, I saw a picture of a really cool looking guy with these crazy color dress socks on. Like green and yellow and pink all together. And I was hooked!
6) They won't make you feel bad about yourself
1. Unsatisfied with your sex life? The best way to get over this is by being satisfied with your socks life! 2. If you're not happy with the size of your package, try for a new pair of socks! 3. Worn out from all that sex? You might need some new cool socks. 4. There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're just not into it anymore, or that you haven't been in a while. 5. Maybe you've had too many partners or the wrong type of partners, but whatever it is, there are ways to fix this without quitting cold turkey (although I would recommend using these). 6.
7) They won't expect anything from you
The world would be a better place if we all just gave up sex. We wouldn't have any expectations from one another anymore. We could just wear whatever we wanted without feeling the need to impress someone else. And we could buy as many colorful socks as our heart desires without getting judged for how impractical they are.
8) They won't get mad at you
-Part of the fun of socks is the way they can add a little bit of color to your outfit, no matter how simple it may be.
-A great set of colorful socks can help you stand out from the crowd, but what's even better is that people will never get mad at you for wearing them.
-Socks are one of those things that are much more about fun than utility; there's nothing wrong with having a little bit more fun in your life.
-People who don't wear cool socks are missing out on all the fun and happiness they could have in their lives.
9) They won't hold anything against you
You might think that your partner will be mad if you give up sex for a while, but they probably won't care. They'll be too busy with work, their hobbies, or maybe someone else. Plus, your time together can be so much more fun when it's not just about sex. And they'll never know if you're masturbating because the best sock of the month club only sends out packages once a month!
10) They'll always be there for you
If you're feeling lonely or just want a break from the pressures of life, there's nothing like a pair of awesome socks to make you feel better. Choose from over 10 different sock subscriptions and get a new pair of comfortable, colorful socks delivered monthly. Even if you're not into socks, you can choose from our extensive range of ankle socks or crew socks for men with every color under the sun.