10 Reasons Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

10 Reasons Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to Cute Socks

First of all, have you seen the price of socks these days? It’s ridiculous! I mean, if you’re going to shell out 20 bucks for a pair of socks that’ll last maybe 6 months, you should get something out of it, right? That’s why I started my sock subscription company, Philosockphy. Subscribers pick their favorite style and color each month and only pay $5 per pair.

1) Doesn’t require you to do anything

Ever think you’re just too busy for a relationship? Well, there’s no need to feel guilty. As long as you have access to a computer or smartphone and a reliable Internet connection, being in a relationship is as easy as 1-2-3. In fact, if you subscribe to one of our sock of the month clubs, someone will even do your laundry for you! How convenient is that? No hassles!

2) Adorable

It’s true—cute socks are adorable. And when you start a sock subscription, like Philosockphy, you can feel your feet get warm as you begin each day with a brand new pair of socks. At Philosockphy, we send customers one pair of fresh socks every month along with tips on life, culture, history, philosophy and more! Every purchase supports women's rights in developing countries through our partner organization SOLE Hope. So skip Netflix tonight—your life is better without sex! Let’s learn more about how cute socks can change your world

3) Guaranteed to put a smile on your face

Go through a sock subscription. Here’s what you need to know: Choose your sock style and size preferences. Be sure to get them in lots of colors. And don’t forget an extra pair for when one goes in the laundry! Each month, you’ll receive a brand new pair (or pairs) of socks in a theme or colorway that will be fun—and sometimes wild—without being too crazy. A fun tip: Try doing something unusual with your first sock each month (e.g., wear it on your left foot). The next day, wear it on your right foot. In no time, everyone will notice how cool you are!

4) They won’t judge you

Philosockphy is all about socks. And that means there’s no judgment if you want a pair of cute socks delivered every month (or two). This means you can join sock of the month clubs and not worry about whether your partner or friends will judge you for signing up for a subscription (let’s be honest—they won’t).

5) They won’t ask for much (unless you pay for it!)

As long as you have an internet connection, a sock subscription will take care of everything else. And if you think socks aren’t that important, consider: A study conducted by MDCalifornia at University of California Berkeley in 2010 found that more than 70% of Californians wear socks every day, amounting to over 14 billion pairs each year. This means there are thousands—if not millions—of people who would be very interested in receiving a pair (or multiple pairs) of cute socks delivered straight to their door. With little effort on your part, these customers could be yours! If there’s one thing we know about acquiring customers, it’s that word-of-mouth is perhaps the most powerful tool available for small businesses looking to grow.

6) They don’t have expectations of you

Sometimes your spouse will have expectations for you, but your socks never will. They’ll just be happy that you bought them something nice. They won’t feel taken for granted, either. It doesn’t matter how many cute socks you buy them: they’ll still feel appreciated and special. A sock subscription box is a great way to treat yourself while also treating someone else (even if it is just a sock). For example, if it isn’t always easy to get flowers on Valentine's Day, check out a sock of the month club instead! Not only do socks make great gifts, but you can even coordinate with a friend or family member on who gets which pair of socks every month or so. The possibilities are endless!

7) Will brighten your day every month, guaranteed

Do you enjoy cute socks but feel guilty for splurging on them? Well, that’s about to change. MySockBox delivers a new pair of cute socks every month so you can add some whimsy to your day without breaking your budget. Our sock of the month club is an affordable luxury anyone can appreciate. Join now for only $14.99/month (includes shipping) or start with a one-time purchase of 3, 6 or 12 months for $29.99, $49.99 or $69.99 respectively (plus shipping).

8) Everyone needs socks

In a perfect world, you'd have one pair of cute socks for every day of the week. However, most of us don't live in a perfect world. If we did live in that ideal world, no one would be stealing your socks from your laundry room floor and throwing them away behind your back because they thought they were old, gross, or ugly. But hey, at least we can take comfort in knowing that all our friends on Facebook think our sock collection is pretty darn cute.

9) Improve your grades by 20% with cute socks! (just kidding... )

While you may be limited in your choice of cuteness when it comes to partners, socks are an entirely different story. I mean, unless you’re dating someone with odd feet, you have complete control over what your feet wear. And if your preference is pink pigs or polka dots (that aren’t black dots on a white background), no one can tell you otherwise! It’s almo itcsh b/>< >>0Ogoo i!>Wern okrrt, ae u aosoosoernl ndtatsoaetl o tfecn.Pshscsint eieecmlnrarai rln o o psfcts kwlkofu s oe eioltygdyt a n edrtmoo in toocmaoejgiesmlpe.